L’Oreal
war of the spider-friends!
Wow I’m sorry is it just my mind or does that title make the picture look really sexual for a second.
Car accident
On August 5, 1987, Broderick was in Northern Ireland, vacationing with Jennifer Grey, when he veered their rented BMW into the wrong lane on a country road in Enniskillen, County Fermanagh and smashed head-on into a car driven by Anna Gallagher, 30. She and her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, were killed. Broderick spent four weeks in a Belfast hospital with a fractured leg and ribs, collapsed lung and concussion. Grey suffered severe whiplash.
Broderick told authorities he had no recollection of the crash and did not know why he was in the wrong lane. “I don’t remember the day. I don’t remember even getting up in the morning. I don’t remember making my bed. What I first remember is waking up in the hospital, with a very strange feeling going on in my leg,” he said at the time.[16] Broderick was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced a prison term of up to five years. He was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175. The victims’ family called the case “a travesty of justice.”[16]
Broderick agreed to meet with the family of the two women in the spring of 2003 so that the family could gain some sense of closure about the accident.[16]
Jesus ferris killed two people
Shit, Bueller. Also that woman he was vacationing with is the actress who played his sister in Ferris Bueller’s day Off.
My bunny is sleepy but also disapproves of how much Nicki Minaj I listen to while I write papers.
(FYI That’s her plush rabbit toy next to her)
I’m sorry why am I looking at a photograph of Lady Gaga in blackface who thought this was a good idea
(via of-praxis)
God I love landscape photos.
Iran Reenacts History With a Giant Cardboard Cut-Out Ayatollah
On this day in 1979, Iranian religious leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini returned home after 14 years in exile. This morning, the Army of the Islamic Republic of Iran reenacted the very important moment in their country’s history with a very bizarre ceremony — and a cardboard cut-out of Khomeini. Read more.
Photo of the day, y’all.
- Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal were married this past weekend - before the wedding, the couple was registered at Craate & Baareyhl.
- Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal were married this past weekend - the wedding video is already nominated for an Independent Spirit Award…oh there’s more -
- Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal were married this past weekend - here’s their official celebrity couple nickname - “AAARAAA”.
- New York Governor David Patter…Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal were married this past weekend - they wrote their own vowels.
As a man, I don’t need women, but men, well…
Chess analogy time?
Every man needs a feudal system when his life’s a mess.
When I die, I want my tombstone to read “I don’t want no part of your tight ass white country club you freak bitch!”
