January 2012
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
– Woody Allen (via brooklynmutt)
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
xanderpants:
Mine, too.
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Anonymous asked: what character do you have a crush on that you are ashamed of
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She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...
– Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president
The best part about this story is that the Huffington Post (via the AP) decided to explain to us what a “G” is. In case you didn’t know — it’s “the hip-hop term for gangster (a positive thing)”.
(via newsweek)
You go, Ice T
Anonymous asked: just so we're clear ... i'm unfollowing u because of all your fucking politics posts ... it's just so goddamn annoying and if i gave a fuck about politics i'd watch it and still wouldn't want to see it on your damn blog. kthxbye
The Constitution is there for one reason, to protect God-given rights.
– Santorum (via kileyrae)
Question by a Palestinian man: How are you going...
Romney: I STAND WITH OUR FRIEND ISRAEL.
Gingrich: Nope. Palestine still doesn’t exist, unless they agree not to exist.
A Palestinian man just asked a question. In keeping with GOP policy, are we just going to pretend he’s not there?
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Cuba is bringing in Jihadists
– Rick Santorum (via musafeer)
#effects of shrooms
Juxtaposing Latin America with those dirty Iranian terrorists was going to happen sooner or later. Having one enemy is easier.
(via mohandasgandhi)
I see Cuban Jihadists under my bed every night.
Why would your wife be the best First Lady?
Paul: We’ve been married for 50 years and she has lots of babies and she wrote The Ron Paul Cookbook
Romney: My wife has beat both MS and breast cancer and can show compassion and care (props for a really good answer). She’s also helped young women get married before they have babies (AAAAND YOU RUINED IT)
Gingrich: My wife isn’t actually better, but Callista did a video on...
Blitzer: Coming up after the break - why would your wife make the best First Lady?
And now all the GOP candidates list the Hispanic people that they know.
Paul: When I became a doctor we had no Medicare and Medicaid and no one had a problem but now look at everyone they’re complaining.
That’s right, EVERYONE had all the healthcare they needed in the 60’s. Golden age, the sixties.
It calls for you, and your doctor, and your pharmacist to have a relationship…
– Newt Gingrich’s healthcare policy reminds me of his marriage policy. (via thesoapboxschtick)
GOP Logic: "Yes we need space colonies because of...
thenoobyorker:
“Climate change and evolution are bullshit because of science”
SCIENCE
imthacolonel asked: Make ALL the pictures of the candidates unflattering!!
Why is Newt nodding at EVERYTHING tonight?
Santorum: Oh my god shut up about Mitt he’s rich get over it
Newt: /nods
Paul: Newt you are a giant dumbass we should do the exact opposite of whatever you want to do
Newt: /nods
Oh my god shut up about the Chinese getting to space before us. Space Race II is not a winning franchise.