February 2012
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laughinghieroglyphic:
Don’t try to pop popcorn kernels with a lighter because in the end they just light on fire all over your desk
Wise words.
kanye west: will you be my valentine
kanye west: yes
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I think what Clint Eastwood's commercial is really...
…is that he’s the mothafucking Batman.
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"What we're really excited to see is the...
hipster-toaster:
Wielding a bow and arrow on horseback, defeating the Huns, staging a badass fireworks display, saving the country, winning her man, doing some badass song and dance numbers, helping a lizard become a dragon, and getting the approval of her Asian parents. nbd.
In an email sent this afternoon
My mom: Oh my god I found this video on youtube of this woman named Susan Boyle and she was singing and it was so good and inspirational even though she's so ugly! Have you ever heard of her she's so good!
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Me: hello is anyone there
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao