January 2012
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
– Woody Allen (via brooklynmutt)
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
xanderpants: Mine, too.
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Anonymous asked: what character do you have a crush on that you are ashamed of
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“She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...”
– Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president  The best part about this story is that the Huffington Post (via the AP) decided to explain to us what a “G” is. In case you didn’t know — it’s “the hip-hop term for gangster (a positive thing)”.  (via newsweek) You go, Ice T
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Anonymous asked: just so we're clear ... i'm unfollowing u because of all your fucking politics posts ... it's just so goddamn annoying and if i gave a fuck about politics i'd watch it and still wouldn't want to see it on your damn blog. kthxbye
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“The Constitution is there for one reason, to protect God-given rights.”
– Santorum (via kileyrae)
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Question by a Palestinian man: How are you going...
Romney: I STAND WITH OUR FRIEND ISRAEL. Gingrich: Nope. Palestine still doesn’t exist, unless they agree not to exist.
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A Palestinian man just asked a question. In keeping with GOP policy, are we just going to pretend he’s not there?
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“Cuba is bringing in Jihadists”
– Rick Santorum (via musafeer) #effects of shrooms Juxtaposing Latin America with those dirty Iranian terrorists was going to happen sooner or later. Having one enemy is easier. (via mohandasgandhi) I see Cuban Jihadists under my bed every night.
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Why would your wife be the best First Lady?
Paul: We’ve been married for 50 years and she has lots of babies and she wrote The Ron Paul Cookbook Romney: My wife has beat both MS and breast cancer and can show compassion and care (props for a really good answer). She’s also helped young women get married before they have babies (AAAAND YOU RUINED IT) Gingrich: My wife isn’t actually better, but Callista did a video on...
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Blitzer: Coming up after the break - why would your wife make the best First Lady?
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And now all the GOP candidates list the Hispanic people that they know.
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Paul: When I became a doctor we had no Medicare and Medicaid and no one had a problem but now look at everyone they’re complaining. That’s right, EVERYONE had all the healthcare they needed in the 60’s. Golden age, the sixties.
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“It calls for you, and your doctor, and your pharmacist to have a relationship…”
– Newt Gingrich’s healthcare policy reminds me of his marriage policy. (via thesoapboxschtick)
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GOP Logic: "Yes we need space colonies because of...
thenoobyorker: “Climate change and evolution are bullshit because of science” SCIENCE
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imthacolonel asked: Make ALL the pictures of the candidates unflattering!!
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Why is Newt nodding at EVERYTHING tonight?
Santorum: Oh my god shut up about Mitt he’s rich get over it Newt: /nods Paul: Newt you are a giant dumbass we should do the exact opposite of whatever you want to do Newt: /nods
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Oh my god shut up about the Chinese getting to space before us. Space Race II is not a winning franchise.
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