February 2010
Productivity on a scale of 1 to 10? Negative two.
Well, at least we know she doesn't have a penis.
To protect some of my more sensitive readers, I don’t subject you to the Gaga wardrobe (SFW but kind of toeing the line there). If you’re interested in the outline of Lady Gaga’s crotch, then by all means click on.
OKAY I GET IT. LADY GAGA IS WEARING A TRANSLUCENT...
No?
Oh.
Okay. I’ll just go back to my corner, then.
Someone is very excited about me liking their...
Good to know. :]
littleanna36:
“afternoonsnoozebutton liked your post: afternoonsnooze button liked your post.”
WOO HOO!
Let’s see how long we can keep this going ;)
January 2010
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch "60...
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its...
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because...
Google: "Find Chuck Norris" and click "I'm Feeling...
OH MY GOD THIS TV SHIRT IS SHITTIER THAN SHIT.
Hello, giant festering turd of a TV show. How’s it going?
SHOTS - LMFAO
Yes, it is Sunday afternoon. Is that a problem?
OH GOD IS SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEEN BACK? I...
Secret Life is like that one Oprah show. You know, the one where she was all “YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR! AND YOU GET A CAR!” and everyone got cars? It’s like that, only substitute babies for cars.
It has been 40 hours since I last slept.
WHOOOOOOOOO.
Who needs sleep anyhow?
Signs you know me too well:
Mark: YOUNG LADY STOP PLAYING TETRIS AND RESPOND TO MY IMs
me: ...how the fuck did you know I was playing tetris?
Mark: You're doing that thing where there are 2 minute gaps between your IM responses, which is how long it takes to play that little Tetris speed game you like.
me: ...
Hey, new followers. There sure are alot of you....
Nice to meet you.
I’m Hannah. That white thing next to me is a llama.
Lady GaGa has the rare ability to come up with...
15 Hilariously Botched Photoshopped Images →
Snow kept me from seeing a Chekhov film today....
