September 2011
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“At times, late on those nights when the dancing, the slight intoxication, my...”
– Albert Camus, The Fall (via ronstormer)
August 2011
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That awkward moment when you want to shorten “analysis” to “anal” in your notes, and then realize that you can’t. #oh.
Dear hobo next to me on the bus,
However repulsed you are to be sitting next to a “damn yellow immigrant,” I assure you that I’m equally repulsed to be sitting next to someone who smells so strongly of urine. Racism may not be dead, but personal hygiene apparently is.
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gif of the day: Dog playing catch
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I'm writing a book inspired by Obama's "The...
It’s going to be titled “The Audacity of Not Giving a Fuck.” It’s going to be like 200 blank pages bound in a rubber band.
I anticipate profits of approximately a trillion dollars after tax.
Asian problems:
I said “Dr. Hu,” not “Dr. Who.” Calm yourselves, overly enthusiastic fangirls.
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