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everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead

(via white--orchid)

  • tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?
  • xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

(via ronaldraeganofficial)

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

(via this-sharknado-loves-you)

rock-lee:

the only feds i will ever trust image

(via ruinedchildhood)

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

(via queensophistiratchet)

frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

(via korbins)