Wait, I think I’ve found my new favorite worst website ever. "To love, honor, and vacuum" (I added in the Oxford comma) deals with pressing questions for modern Christian women, including:
You can read the whole hot mess and learn about how to correctly glorify god with your vagina here.
I’m going to die laughing.
Most guys aren’t that big. And they can’t vibrate like that. - this person obviously never read fanfiction
…i really dont want to live here anymore
Oh fuck. This might have just made my day!
Reblogging for the above comment ^
about like this book I found that suggests things like always giving in to your husband’s sexual demands and never...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg i can’t breathe.
This isn’t real, right?!