- Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
- Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
- Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
- Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
- Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
- Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.
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