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Why would your wife be the best First Lady?

Paul: We’ve been married for 50 years and she has lots of babies and she wrote The Ron Paul Cookbook

Romney: My wife has beat both MS and breast cancer and can show compassion and care (props for a really good answer). She’s also helped young women get married before they have babies (AAAAND YOU RUINED IT)

Gingrich: My wife isn’t actually better, but Callista did a video on music this one time and is believes in American exceptionalism and hosted SEVEN MOVIES. “She will bring an artistic flavor, and I’d be thrilled to hang out with her at the White House.”

Santorum: My wife is my hero, well educated as a nurse and lawyer, but she gave all that up when she got married so now had to stay home and watch my seven spawn tonight.

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    great first lady...reason we vote you for president.
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