Rick Santorum (via musafeer)
#effects of shrooms
Juxtaposing Latin America with those dirty Iranian terrorists was going to happen sooner or later. Having one enemy is easier.
(via mohandasgandhi)
I see Cuban Jihadists under my bed every night.
Cuban Jihadists terrorize my streets, we live in fear of airplanes crashing into our burka-free kids playgrounds… damn...