Afternoon Snooze Button

Lady Gaga, real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanott (yeah I would go by a nickname too), has got some talent. This is entirely more evident when she’s not wearing Kermit the Frog dresses or telling you how she wants to ride on your disco stick. And, unlike most singers, she can really sing live. If you need proof, check out her cover of Coldplay’s Viva la Vida which she did live 5 months ago on BBC Radio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUYvWTd6oA

Also, she’s not a bad looking person. This is what she looked like before becoming famous:

And then, after some judicious plastic surgery:

So, overall. pretty nice looking. But then she has to fuck it all up and wear things that look like Star Wars costumes designed for cheap escorts. Also, she does some things that are just really bizarre. Like this:

Hint: she’s that giant red thing standing next to the white rapper.

She also made herself a lion’s mane from what appears to be a bird’s nest and a straw wreath from Homegoods.

(Sidenote: I love the classy jacket that the guy behind her’s wearing, as well as the fact that he’s too classy to wear a shirt with it. Also, guessing by the look on his face, he’s probably ticked off that Ms Homegoods here upstaged him).

Also, she has a bit of a thing for wearing children’s characters. Maybe she’s working that younger fan base.

Here she is wearing one of the Muppets as a crotch cover.

Oh and here she is with about a hundred Kermit frogs.

Also, she sometimes just chooses to wear face shields instead of makeup.

Hey, at least she was smart enough to leave room for her nose.

But…why? Is she really that bizarre? I feel like the answer to that might be yes. After all, have you seen her video for Paparazzi? If not, then only watch it if you’re feeling adventurous and haven’t eaten recently. Also, when she performs that song, she keeps a pouch of blood under her outfit, and in the last minute she punctures it so that blood spurts ALL OVER HER while she’s singing. Like, it got her in the eye. She should’ve worn the face shield.