Afternoon Snooze Button

LOOK GUYS I PUT TWO RANDOM FACTS UP AND PRETENDED THAT THEY HAD SOME KIND OF RELEVANT CONNECTION.

• In 2010, 20 men, women, and children DIED of starvation. In the same year, there were OLYMPICS. YOU DECIDE what kind of world this is.
• In 2010, 20 men, women, and children DIED of starvation. In the same year, some kid’s DAD pretended he was in a BALLOON to get publicity. YOU DECIDE what kind of world this is.
• In 2010, 20 men, women, and children DIED of starvation. In the same year, we learned Tiger Woods was a WHORE. YOU DECIDE what kind of world this is.
• In 2010, 20 men, women, and children DIED of starvation. In the same year, TOY STORY 3 was released. YOU DECIDE what kind of world this is.

Let me fix this for you and put two actually relevant facts together:

In 2010, 20 men, women, and children DIED of starvation. In the same year:

IN 2010, AMERICANS WASTED 96 BILLION POUNDS OF FOOD (conservative estimate). IF WE COULD RECOVER EVEN 25% OF THIS FOOD, WE COULD FEED 20 MILLION PEOPLE.

There, that’s more like it.

(original picture via stfuhypocrisy/source for my stats)