Afternoon Snooze Button

the Guardian continues to give. Some of my favorite updates:

• “9.28am: There are unconfirmed reports that David Cameron has engaged a female of the species without using any of the following words and phrases: ‘love’, ‘dear’, ‘pet’, ‘darling’, ‘sweetheart’ and ‘bit of stuff’.”
• “9.33am: Hold page 17: “A man, apparently tripping on acid or mushrooms, is running wildly around my apartment complex, screaming about the Gopher King (?) in Arkansas, United States,” says Robert March. “Police arriving shortly.” I don’t like the sound of the Gopher King.”
• “10.26am: Today is the 50th anniversary of the WWF. Yes, it really is 50 years since a grown man first eased into some dangerously tight lycra before engaging in homoerotic combat with another m- oh, hang on, it’s the 50th anniversary of the World Wildlife Fund.”
• “11.27am: “Robert Downey Jr,” begins Phil Podolsky “I’ve always wondered: where does he find time to lead that deeply troubled personal life of his when he pops up in every other movie? And Paul Rudd is cool. I’ve liked him since Clueless, and if loving Clueless is wrong I have no interest in being right.”“