New book suggests the ultimate solution for fixing your marriage - 40 beads.
The way it works is that the husband (and only the husband) gets 40 beads for a year, and any time he wants to sex his Mrs., he hands her a bead. She then has 24 hours to respond with sex. The author, who previously wrote He’s Just Not that Into You, says that her solution rocks because “It’s an easy way without having to communicate.”
Yes, the answer to all marital problems is just giving every man 40 guaranteed fucks (Seriously? That’ll do you for a whole year? That’s not even that many.) and obligating women to sex by creating an intra-marriage currency which makes her a functional prostitute to her husband for 40 burgundy pieces of plastic. Let’s commodify sex, everyone!
(original story from MSNBC)
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nitalee reblogged this from sounimpressed
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ameliablair reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
Nevermind the whole thing about how that’s essentially prostitution, rape, etc…sex 40x/year? Now that’s horrifying.
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sounimpressed reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
#maritalcommunicationFAIL
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forever-less reblogged this from melissaanicolee and added:
This is what’s wrong with our society. A perfect example of moral and logical backsliding (not to mention the obvious...
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melissaanicolee reblogged this from dragonaly and added:
Ummmm, that’s not even enough to have sex once a week. This is bullshit. If I am EVER in a marriage where I’m not...
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tanner-harvey reblogged this from jujubesauce and added:
Holy shit. Seriously??? This is the most foul abomination to ever hit the sanctity of marriage. Sex with your spouse is...
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bee--box reblogged this from mrsbadkrumble and added:
This is ridiculous and disgusting.
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lovers-carvings reblogged this from mrsbadkrumble and added:
That’s it. I’ve lost all faith in the human race.
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mrsbadkrumble reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
wait until he gives...a damn bead? Also:...communicate”...
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mysunwolf reblogged this from no-i-in-threesome
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thepsychobabble reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
That sounds….incredibly stupid. On so many levels.
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zellas reblogged this from xtremecaffeine and added:
I’d choke him with those fucking beads…
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sloneczka reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
because pieces of plastic promising...give up my vagina within 24 hours,
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better-dash-things reblogged this from no-i-in-threesome and added:
Seriously. What the hell is wrong with people’s marriages if this sounds like a good idea?
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mrowl reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
communicate” yes, because communication isn’t vital at
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dragonaly reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
Seriously? Like women have no needs? I’d probably just start stealing his...cashing them...
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xtremecaffeine reblogged this from no-i-in-threesome and added:
Okay, I’m a guy (which shouldn’t matter, but I think here it does) and this sickens me. Why? Because what right have I...
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wethinktherefore reblogged this from no-i-in-threesome and added:
Why doesn’t she get any beads? I hate when stuff assumes guys are the only ones that want sex, we have times we don’t...
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no-i-in-threesome reblogged this from thelittlestdrunk and added:
Also, I think we can all agree the secret to a healthy relationship is never communicating.
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markarayner said:
This could be tenable if both parties got 40 beads, and they could be redeemed for any activity at all. I mean, if you’re going to commercialize marriage even more, why not go for it?
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thelittlestdrunk reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
PLASTIC BEADS?! Where...fuck are my diamonds?!
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seawaterandbone reblogged this from afternoonsnoozebutton and added:
internet particularly full of shit today? What about if I don’t want...hours? What are you...
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