The mystery admirer who’s been sending me his/her/its fantasies about getting it on with me for the last eight months now. They’re very detailed and surprisingly well written and I generally get at least 1-2 a week.
I just want to say kudos for your persistence. My hat is off to you (but my pants are staying on, thanks).
You should know that I’ve decided, anon, that you look like Jack Nicholson. In my head, this is you:
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benetherington said:
Wow.
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dwac said:
i almost wish I was that anon, think of all the notoriety
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lloxodonta said:
Post them as you get them!
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finalellipsis said:
I am very curious as to what one of these very well written things says now.
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thedevilshands said:
its me.
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malignantbacon said:
Well, obviously you couldn’t get it on with an Anon even if you tried. Wonder if he/she/it realizes that. XD
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