“Care” Package from best friend/bro apandaspropaganda (Aileen)
- Front of envelope: “Only guys can wear boxers? Challenge accepted. (come at me bro)”
- Back of envelope: Our addresses (Country of destination = Djibouti, I mean, USA)”
- Inside: Two pairs of men’s boxers + “Why I must have
sexbro time with you” card
I love you, bro. Full sizes of the pictures so you can see full epicness here.
Aileen (apandaspropaganda) and I trolled National Harbor today. It was really warm out.
This year I:
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Adopted a baby rabbit
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Turned 18
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Got into college
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Filled my trophy case
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Made a best friend
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Graduated from high school
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Visited Paris
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Read some amazing books
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Went to college
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Survived my first semester
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
It’s been a good year, thank you all for being a part of it. I don’t know what I’ll have to say for myself this time next year, but I know one thing that will definitely be on my list:
- Spent too much time on Tumblr
- Aileen (apandaspropaganda): You know what would be really nice though? Having a functional relationship with a cute boy who is nice, who can provide you with good memories and emotional support
- me: You know what else would be nice? A unicorn that shat gold and wrote my term papers for me.
- anonymous 1: No one gives a fuck, least of all me. I used that art because I liked it better.
- lolrassilon: Aww, thank you :)
- guarant33d: Any time, nard-boy. Oh wait, I mean nard-dog.
- benetherington: Totally, just finished Season Deux
- anonymous 2: If someone hates on my best friend, I’m not going to ignore it. If you were in a bar with your best friend, and someone just came up and started hating on her, would you sit there silently and sip your drink? I wouldn’t.
- thebandersnatch: Hahaha I am impressed. I hope your bus driver doesn’t mind that I took their job.
- apandaspropaganda: I’ll be on the next bus.
- yourlaughlinesareshowing: I’m eating Skittles right now, but they’re pretty delicious. I don’t want to throw them, I want to consume them.
- slightlyamusing: Much love, Mr. Owl.
- ergoapollo: I’m flattered.
Some dickass anon just posted this as an anonymous “question” on my best friend Aileen’s blog, apandaspropaganda.tumblr.com. I just have the following to say:
- You could not be more wrong, my best friend is gorgeous and marriage material.
- Any guy would be lucky to have her. In fact, plenty of guys have tried.
- The idea that no man would ever have a “serious” relationship with an “infertile” chick is so ludicrous, I don’t know where to begin.
Putting aside your ridiculous use of improper adjectives, needless parenthetical phrases, tenuous grasp on proper punctuation, and use of the word “honey” when you are not a southern belle, let’s examine your final statement.
Telling a girl to go jump off a cliff because she can’t snag a proposal from an Asian male is ridiculous. Seriously, boys add little to no value to life. But really, if Aileen were to be a complete idiot, which she isn’t, and jump off a cliff, I know for a fact that she would be missed a hell of a lot more than you, you pathetic piece of shit.
So, before you return to trying to take down people who are much smarter, funnier, and better looking than you, I suggest you take a good look at yourself, both what’s on the outside and what’s on the inside. I think you’ll find that not only are you a hideous monster who is painful to look at, but you are the worst kind of coward - the kind who resorts to trying to bring down others anonymously to boost his or her own self esteem.
I truly hope you enjoy the company of your own hideous self, because the stench of the garbage dump that is you will soon drive away anyone dumb enough to be near you. Don’t you dare fuck with my friends again.
Warmest Regards,
Hannah Clark (afternoonsnoozebutton.com)
PS. What qualifies as a neatly trained Asian boy? Does he perhaps aim when he goes pee pee?
apandaspropaganda and afternoonsnoozebutton in NYC.
This is actually in front of the Atlas Statue at Rockefeller, but the guy who was taking the picture didn’t think to include him.
