“Best super villain plan ever.”
The two words are pretty much synonymous to me.
(via oldblueeyes)
Someday I swear I’ll find this magical place where people obtain “experience.”
It’s a vicious non-cycle
Every voicemail my parents have left me ever.
Jon Stewart has this line about that super-vague early morning voicemail that your mom leaves you, “It’s your mother, call me back” and how you’re not sure whether it means that it’s terminal or that the neighbor’s kid got into Brown.