It’s only a matter of time.
I’d watch Hungry Hungry Hippos if it starred Liam Neeson.
Jay-Z launches his own Facebook game called Empire. Players can re-enact the rapper’s journey “from hustler, to entrepreneur, to business mogul.” Level 1 includes visits to Mom, writing rhymes and rap battles. No word if the game lets you side step career flops such as, The Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse.
Jay-Z would.
Electronic Arts to bring SimCity back in 2013:
This time, however, SimCity has an environmental theme, a la “An Inconvenient Truth,” the 2006 documentary about Al Gore’s campaign to educate the public about global warming. In SimCity, a fetish for coal burning plants in one city can spread smog and sickness in adjacent cities run by other players, for example.
Image credit: Courtesy of Maxis / Electronic Arts
Well, this is exciting.
Drink Whenever You:
- See a sourfaced white man
- See someone reading a newspaper/on their laptop/ipad/etc
- See someone not applauding
Finish your drink if
- Someone shouts when Obama is talking
- Biden fistpumps
- Boehner refuses to applaud
Finish all remaining drinks if
- Biden yells “FUCK YEAH!”
- Boehner cries
- Republicans stage a mass walk-out
- Obama says “Fuck all yall I’m out” and promptly leaves via jetpack
I’m too young to die but okay.
