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Jon Stewart’s “List of Things I Don’t Understand About France” 

  1. Why do all your elderly middle-aged bureaucrats have really hot spouses or girlfriends?
  2. Why are all your skunks so date rapey?
  3. Why, when you buy a baguette, do you only get half a bag to put it in? I mean, bag is in the name.
  4. Why do you put your most hunchbacked people in charge of ringing your heaviest bells?
  5. Do you really think your kid should be drinking wine?
  6. Why do you have so much trouble walking against the wind? How windy does it get there?
  7. Gérard Depardieu.

The Daily Show, 04/02/12

Jon Stewart, preach.

(via oldblueeyes)

My Little Kony

Made y’all a gif

(from the 03/07/12 Daily Show)

from the Feb. 22 opening of The Daily Show

wolfoverclocked:

 Rick Santorum can’t stop making unintentional buttsex jokes.

See! See! Everything Santorum says hints at him wanting to fuck other men!

oh

sandandglass:

Mitt Romney being a tool. 

I really need to catch up on the Daily Show.

Trent Reznor, Twiggy Ramirez, [C-3PO], Madonna Wayne Gacy (Pogo), Ginger Fish, Jon Stewart, and Marilyn Manson

Jon Stewart and a kitten because yes