Posts tagged "movies"
It’s only a matter of time.
I’d watch Hungry Hungry Hippos if it starred Liam Neeson.
If 2012’s Oscar nominated movies had honest posters
- The Help
- The Descendants
- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
- J. Edgar (not nominated, but funny)
- Beginners
- Ides of March
- War Horse
I mean I don’t normally mind subtitles but this is just ridiculous
there is no ಠ_ಠ big enough.
oh wait yes there is.
- If you watch 127 Hours backwards, it’s a lovely film about a man who finds his arm in the desert.
- If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. (video proof)
- If you watch LOST backwards you realize it’s the same thing as if you would watch if forward.
- If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
- If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society.
- If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it’s a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.
- If you watch Heroes backwards you realise that it’s been getting progressively better over time.
- If you watch Benjamin Button backwards, it’s Forrest Gump.
- If you watch Independence Day backwards, it’s a movie about aliens sucking up explosions to create buildings, and then Will Smith goes to sleep.
- If you watch The Matrix backwards, Neo gets tired of using his super powers to fight agents, so he jacks into the ship’s computer and sucks all of the kung-fu knowledge out of his brain, and then plugs into the matrix and begins his new life as Mr. Anderson.
Mean Girls/Star Trek!
