There’s no an app to replace a missing organ.
Submitted by the excellent Ron Stormer.
By the way, Ron, I didn’t know you owned a coffee shop. I’m going to move to Alabama and then patronize the shit out of it. Hope you’re cool with that.
In re: this previous post.
Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel
Reader Submission: Title by GQ contributor, Dennis Tang.
See the original Better Book Title for this book here.
Accurate.
Using all of my little creative drawing ability on Paint and all of five minutes, I made this for you. I sincerely hope you enjoy. It’s been in my head since the “Well, he was a good football coach”-thing.

You sure got that guy. But seriously though…”Get your vagina checked” is a common phrase? He’s either a gynecologist or a douche bag.
Nate Smith has spoken, ladies and gentlemen.
High school is hard, time to give up my civil rights.
(Submitted by shnargen)