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newsweek:

Pack it in, TV producers. MSNBC just won the ‘Best Graphic of the GOP Campaign’ award for “Keystone Plight.”

Time for a slow clap.

Whose line is it anyway: the Rick Santorum or the Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei edition

  1. "We were put on this Earth as creatures of God to have dominion over the Earth." 
  2. "We believe in democracy and we also believe in freedom, but we do not believe in liberal democracy.”
  3. "Although the literal meaning of socialism is equitable distribution of wealth, it is associated with other concepts which we hate. Over time, socialism has come to be associated with certain things in society that are unacceptable to us."
  4. "The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness.”
  5. "This is not a political war at all. This is not a cultural war. This is a spiritual war."
  6. "This is a war between two willpowers: the willpower of the people and the willpower of their enemies."
  7. "Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island.… They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."
  8. "The Iranian people’s hatred for America is profound."

(Santorum: 1, 4, 5, 7. Khamenei: 2, 3, 6, 8. Courtesy of FP)

wolfoverclocked:

 Rick Santorum can’t stop making unintentional buttsex jokes.

See! See! Everything Santorum says hints at him wanting to fuck other men!

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Santorum’s new attack ad features a Mitt Romney look-a-like shooting a “mud” (shit) gun at a cardboard cutout of Santorum

(Somebody really needs to tell that man to just keep away from things that look like fecal matter.)

Actual headline, I shit you not. 

(Access North GA/Thank you, Formspring anon)